I miss Jonathan wife ooo.
Now that Buhari is the
president, his wife hasn't
made Nigerians laugh and
forget their sorrows like
the former first lady Dame
Patience did. The woman
increased the life span of
an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award
winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great
CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and
Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself
than commit
SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad
to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the
best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are
responding to
treatment.
8- * For those who said I
speech bad English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead but
his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka
come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!!
This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of
N2million I donate
my family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my
Husband your days
are numbered
15- *To all those who
think Goodluck
Jonathan has failed, I
have a question for
you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't
the child supposed
to be repeated?
Please support and
honour Nigeria this first
lady by sharing this with
all your contacts
Don't laugh alone.
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis
message "we are reading"
"diaris god o"
